National First-Level Protected Waste

Hello everyone, I am Tiedan, a once-in-a-century time traveler who is infertile, the owner of the Huaguoshan Fruit Shop, the Thirteen Taibao of the Akatsuki Organization, and the leader of the Lan Sect. He looks like a scumbag... He is talented, has normal defecation and defecation, can play with a smartphone, and knows how to run home when it rains. His dream is to be a big villain, and he has a bright future... Haven't he 100 words yet? What now? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.