I Went Down the Mountain to Earn Travel Money, Selling the Heavenly Master's Mansion Plaque from the Start

Taoism has fallen into decline. Zhang Zhi Ling, the current Celestial Master of the Celestial Masters' Mansion on Mount Longhu, takes his junior fellow apprentice Zhang Zhi Heng down the mountain to restore Taoism's prestige.

But fate has other plans. In their very first encounter, people mistake them for two swindling charlatans.

When a gang boss is having trouble performing in bed:

Junior apprentice: My senior says you don't last long and might have kidney deficiency. He told me to bring you some Chinese medicine.

Gang boss: I freaking thank your senior!

When the gang boss's wife suffers from insatiable desire but can't find satisfaction:

Junior apprentice: My senior has a Daoist body and can save you. He just charges by the session, okay?

Gang boss: I freaking thank your senior!

When Zhou Er Yi, a top-tier star streamer, is plagued by a ghostly hand:

Junior apprentice: My senior knows thunder magic...

Watching the mansion collapse after being struck by lightning, Zhou Er Yi cried out hoarsely: I freaking thank your senior!

At last, the world realizes who the two of them really are.

Other people want money. These two want your life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.