I Really Am a Heavenly Master, Not a Charlatan

As Daoism declines, Zhang Zhiling, the current Celestial Master of the Celestial Masters' Mansion on Longhu Mountain, takes his junior apprentice Zhang Zhiheng down the mountain, determined to restore Daoism's prestige.

But fate has other plans. In their very first encounter, the world mistakes them for two frauds out to swindle people.

When a gang boss is having trouble performing in bed:

Junior apprentice: My senior brother says you're a bit quick and have some kidney deficiency, so he asked me to bring you a dose of herbal medicine.

Gang boss: I freaking thank your senior brother!

When the gang boss's wife suffers from an insatiable desire that cannot be satisfied:

Junior apprentice: My senior brother has a Daoist body, so he can help you. But he charges by the session, okay?

Gang boss: I freaking thank your senior brother!

When top-tier star streamer Zhou Eryi is plagued by a ghostly hand:

Junior apprentice: My senior brother knows thunder magic...

Zhou Eryi stares at the mansion, now collapsed after being struck by lightning, and screams at the top of her lungs: I freaking thank your senior brother!

At last, everyone realizes who the two of them really are.

Other people want money. These two want your life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.