Showbiz: If You Don't Say It, It Has Zero Calories! How Could I Not Lose Weight?

After an accident, A Zu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a fitness coach.

He gains a food-calorie education System. As long as he teaches viewers about the calories in food, he can earn rewards.

But this System has a rather peculiar twist.

A Zu has to keep explaining that foods contain zero calories, then get the viewers to agree and eat them before he can claim his rewards.

A Zu: "This instant noodle packet lists the calories, but the noodles themselves don't. If it doesn't say, it's zero! How many calories are in this cake? It doesn't say, so it's zero! How many calories are in this fried chicken? It doesn't say, so it's zero!"

Viewer: "This streamer has a bit of muscle, but not much!"

Boss Yang: "I asked you to help me lose weight, and you're telling me to stuff myself? And you call this a cheat meal? This is a scam meal!"

A Zu's educational path goes further and further off the rails, but his fanbase keeps growing. More and more popular celebrities invite him to be their fitness coach and guide their workouts.

But after his fans buy his zero-calorie food, A Zu's true goal is exposed!

I can't write a decent blurb. Read the story for yourself!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.