Are You Crazy? Slapping People Completes My Missions.

Su Hao, whose soul had crossed into a parallel world, got an irreverent System from the start.

Latest mission: A passerby up ahead walks suspiciously and looks shady. He must be a bad guy. Slap him to complete the mission and earn a chance to draw a prize.

Su Hao: ...

System: Congratulations, Host. Mission complete. You've earned one prize draw.

System: You've earned the Bronze Slap God title, a box of high-quality protein powder, and one System prize draw.

Su Hao: Damn, this is actually great!

Su Hao never expected that the man he'd risked his life to slap would turn out to be a wanted fugitive on the run. After all that, he somehow became a model citizen.

Main mission: Host, you don't have much time left. Begin the survival training mission. Every day, complete 100 push-ups, 100 pull-ups, 100 sit-ups, and a five-kilometer run.

Su Hao: …

Su Hao started livestreaming his survival training mission. His 180-day journey to godhood had begun.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.