You Promised to Be a Salted Fish, but You Became Popular All over the Internet

Sun Yizhi came through time travel. Others got the golden finger, but he got the system that deceived his grandson. In the eyes of his classmates, he is the frightened Sun Jingxin. Attending a concert was also arranged by the system. "You said we came to see the goddess's concert, but we came to drink." "This is called the Pipa Beauty Moonlight Cup. If you want to see the goddess, you must first be drunk." "You are narcissistic and have no one to sleep with you at night." Only with a thick face can you live a long life. "Silly x, one fire is called fire, two fires are called flames, three flames are called good fire, and four fires are called true fire." "F*ck, there's nothing wrong with your explanation. One water is called water, two is called drinking water, three is called water, and four is called drainage." "I said, brother, don't just leave after cheating someone. I just finished checking three words and you finished singing a song." "I'm telling you, brother, which school did you graduate from that could teach such weird students like yours?" I said, "Sun-zi, I agreed to be a salted fish, and you can see for yourself how many fans you have." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.