I Have Buddha, Taoism, Gods and Demons, What Can You Do to Me?

Master: I asked you to learn from me, but I didn't ask you to surpass me. Me: I don't want to either. I have Buddhism, Taoism, gods and demons, and an automatic improvement system, so there's nothing I can do about it. Enemy: If you don't play according to the routine, I won't play anymore. Me: If you can't play to death, you have to keep playing. Our side: You are a monster. Me: I'm not a monster, I'm a pervert. Opposite sex: I don't like you, I hate you. Me: You hate me but you still love me. Same-sex: Nothing good happens when you are around. Me: Do you mean women? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.