Pokemon: Lord of All Spirits

Who wouldn't want a cute, goofy spirit pet that's also incredibly powerful?

Daidai Tiger: When I was little, you thought I was cute. Now that I'm grown, I think you're cute too.

Little White Rabbit: Don't touch me! I can transform in a flash and swallow you whole. Believe me?

Cluck Cluck Chicken: Looking down on me? Just you wait. When I return to my ancestral form, I'll become either a phoenix or a Golden Crow, and then I'll soak you!

Shield Spirit: What are you doing? I'm just a piece of armor. I can't fight! Hey, hey, stop that! You can't use me to smash people!

Flower Sprite: I nourish all living things. What? You say humans are the ones who do that? No way, I have to go tell Grandma.

Sword Spirit: One thrust through the heart, and the villain doesn't even get to leave his name?

Ling Chen: ...Me? I'm not a spirit, I'm human. I'm the protagonist of this story, just popping in to show my face.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.