Elf: Lord of All Spirits

Who doesn't want to have a cute but super powerful spiritual pet? Slowpoke: When you were little, you thought I was cute, and when you grow up, I think you are cute too. Little White Rabbit: Don't touch me. I boast that I can swallow you in one bite when I transform. Do you believe it or not? Giggling Chicken: Dare you look down on me? Just wait, wait for me to return to my ancestors, turn into either a phoenix or a golden crow, and I will make you wet when the time comes. Shield Spirit: What are you doing? I'm just a piece of armor, I can't fight, hey hey hey! Don't mess around. How can I hit someone? Flower Elf: I am the primate of all things, what? Do you think the human race is the one? No, I have to tell my grandma about this. Sword Spirit: A sword pierced through the heart, what name did the gangster leave behind? … Lingchen:... Me? I am not a spirit, I am a human being. The pig's feet in this story just come out and show their faces. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.