Genshin Impact: I Said I Was Giving Up, So Why Did I Just Slay a God?

After transmigrating to the world of Genshin Impact a hundred times and fighting countless battles, Su Xin has mastered reaching the high ground in seven days, farming the Heavenly Principles in ten, and speedrunning Celestia. And every time, he chooses the Very Easy difficulty.

After repeating the cycle over and over, he finally got tired of it.

I once listened to the wind and slew a king from Mondstadt's tower. I once quelled the demons on the battlefield in Liyue. I once ascended the throne alone beneath the Abyss. But now, all I want is a job with benefits, a pension, and weekends off.

Then... time to slack off! One last time. I'll pick Very Easy again, then head to Snezhnaya to coast on a salary.

Lumine: "Mr. Su Xin, you... That's a Harbinger..."

Su Xin: "Don't worry. I know a little cooking, so it's only reasonable that I know a bit of swordsmanship too, right?"

Ningguang: "When you turned down my offer to work together, you said you were going to slack off."

Tartaglia: "As expected of Her Majesty the Tsaritsa's beloved and favored Number 0 Harbinger."

Raiden Ei: "??? The Tsaritsa? At this very moment, eternity..."

Su Xin: "The Tsaritsa? Who's that? I don't know her at all."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.