Master Told Me Not to Approach Women, but There Are Women Who Approach Me

After traveling through time, Lu Yu became the owner of the only gym in the parallel world. When he was bored, he took on a few apprentices to teach... Who would have thought that these disciples were such a disappointment to him. They failed to accomplish much and failed more than they should have done. They were arrested one after another and thrown into prison. They asked him to wipe their butts for them. Instead, they actually caused him a lot of bad things... Looking at the sour little eyes of his apprentices, Lu Yu collapsed: This is not because I, the master, am disrespectful and want to steal your wife from you. Master, I am putting a skin plaster on my body and I can't get rid of it, okay? Disciple: Master, you are not being disrespectful, Master, you are trying to steal love with a sword. Second Disciple: Master, you must be kind to my goddess, otherwise I will be very sad... Third Disciple: Master, I will leave the two of them to you. It's a good deal for you to buy one and get one free... Lu Yu was speechless: Wait, wait, what's going on with this buy one, get one free? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.