Me and My Ex-Girlfriends

My first girlfriend thought I was cheating on me and we broke up with her based on what she thought was solid evidence! My second girlfriend hooked up with a rich man and immediately made me fat! The third term ended when I sprinted hard and she shouted hysterically, "I want to buy a car and a house!" It's outrageous, but not bloody! When I first entered the workplace, I met them by accident! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.