Journey to the West: Monkeys Worship Me as Their Teacher, and Buddhists Are Stupid

西游：猴子拜我为师，佛门傻了

by Show Off the Audience (秀翻全场)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 15k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Classical Xianxia
Audience: Male
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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'Sun Wukong', an important figure in the rise of Buddhism, was intercepted on the way. When he appeared, he was already Daluo Jinxian. The Four Heavenly Kings: "Didn't we agree that this is just an ordinary stone monkey? Why did this palm split the mountain?" Marshal Tianpeng threw down a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, but: "Why are my Tianhe navy flying in the sky?" Buddhist Buddha: "Fuck! Guanyin mistook me!!" Guanyin came in person: "**! Am I right? Daluo Jinxian?!!" Patriarch Bodhi was still waiting in confusion at Sanxing Cave: "Logically speaking, we should have arrived three years ago, why haven't we come yet? Hiss! Something is wrong, something is wrong!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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