Second Uncle Exposed: I Cured the Mental Internal Friction of the Entire Network

My second uncle was once a genius boy in the village! One day, my second uncle came home with a high fever. The doctor from the next village gave him four injections, and he became disabled! If it hadn't been for that fever, if it hadn't been for the disability caused by four injections in one day, my second uncle, who always ranked first in the exams when he was a child, would have been the most outstanding pillar! There are no ifs in life, but my second uncle always has a way! His legs were lame and his studies were interrupted. He learned carpentry in three days and became the strongest craftsman in the village! What others can't do, he can do! He had been unable to get a disability certificate, so he went north to get it himself! In the bathhouse of the military area, all the commanders came to rub my second uncle's back! Go home and ask him how he feels. The second uncle's answer was: "Northerners are very good at rubbing their backs!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.