Dog Invincible: My Son Sent Me to Be the Emperor of Heaven

What? Isn't this the mop I use to mop my son's urine? Is this an artifact? What about this diaper? Are you telling me that the ewe I feed my son with milk is a unicorn? Did you make a mistake? Isn't that fish on the chopping board a dragon? Can these things kill gods and Buddhas instantly? So what am I? What is my son? I saw many people kneeling down and kowtowing: "Dad, please accept me as your son!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.