This Magic Stick Has Some Conscience, but Not Much!

Li Ping'an, who traveled through time and went up the mountain to practice Taoism. On the first day down the mountain, I set up a stall to tell fortunes... "Master, boys keep confessing to me and disturbing my peaceful life. What should I do?" Li Ping'an: "Girl, this is not a disease, this is a demon entering the body. There is a vixen living in the body!" "Come on, come on, tell Pindao your home address. Tonight, Pindao will make love with you all night long..." Passerby: "You are so shameless, will you be struck by lightning?" Li Ping'an held a fly whisk and floated by: "The poor Taoist came with the breeze from the mountains to sweep away the turbid air in the world. The world laughs at me for being so crazy. I laugh at me and the world can't see through it!" Fruit shop owner: "What the hell! Last time I was hungry and depressed and I gave you an apple! This time I just stole a watermelon!" The aunt next door said: "This football bastard has some skills, but no conscience..." When Li Ping'an returned home, he couldn't help but sigh as he looked at the sealed demons and ghosts all over the house... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.