After Five Years of Marriage, My Husband Is Actually Wolong

——Meeting this husband like me is really bad luck for eight lifetimes. 1. He cooks in the dark, studying recipes all day long, and makes things you have never seen in your life, such as stir-fried bitter melon with ants, stewed eggplant with eggs, and does not bring the same dish every day. I seriously doubt that he is researching some chronic poison and wants to kill me and inherit my Huabei credit card! 2. As a wildlife researcher, the ants on the road and the leeches in the water are all his mentors and helpful friends, including the ones on the trees... Well, let's not talk about it for now, but the neighbor called and said that a man climbed a honey locust tree to save a cat, but he couldn't get down. Ahhhhhhhh, why did I meet this idiot! I want a divorce! 3. Forget about playing with water and fire, the most unacceptable thing is - occupying the toilet! ! ! The toilet was occupied when I woke up early in the morning. I don't know whether he was hoarding arms in there to bomb the Kingdom of the Sun or flooding the three armies with water... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't bear it! Ge Daming! Get out of here! I have come to invite you three times in three hours. You really think you are Wolong! I want my mother to visit the toilet three times! ! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.