Siheyuan: You Want Me to Support You in Old Age? I'll Live Off My Parents

After waking from a nap, he found himself transmigrated into Silly Zhu from Love in the Courtyard.

He Yuzhu felt like his head was about to split.

And from the start, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu had already ruined his arranged date.

Their goal was to make sure he could comfortably support Yi Zhonghai in his old age and help out Widow Qin's family.

He Yuzhu had only one thing to say: “Get lost, you beasts! Go stay wherever it's cool!”

Want me to support you in your old age? I'll just sponge off you instead.

He Yuzhu awakened a Wasteful System. The more he wasted, the more rewards he received.

And so, He Yuzhu set out on a path of wasting money and sponging off the old.

“First Master Yi, you don't want to end up with no one to support you in your old age, do you? Give me a hundred yuan to spend.”

“Deaf Granny, want me to see you off when you die? Hand over your valuables first.”

“Qin Huairu, you want my help? Fine! You know what I mean, right?”

Supporting others in their old age is out of the question. Sponging off the old is He Yuzhu's goal.

Who isn't a bloodsucker these days? If you want to beat the beasts, you have to be even beastlier!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.