Siheyuan: I Extend My Life by Tearing People Down, and the Whole Courtyard Begs Me Not to Die

"Silly Zhu? Why do you look like you're about to die? You can't die..."

"A suitable Host has been found."

"Connecting to System."

"Congratulations, you have successfully linked to the Comebacks Extend Your Life System!"

"Really?"

He Yuzhu froze, then was overcome with joy.

Is this one of the perks of transmigrating?

But what kind of System is this, anyway?

Ding!

"Congratulations, you've triggered a comeback mission!

"A: Give the food to Qin Huairu and earn the Coward title!"

"B: Give Qin Huairu a fierce verbal dressing-down and earn a portable space, plus one day of life!"

"Host, please choose!"

I've become He Yuzhu. What is there to think about? Obviously, I choose B. I'll extend my life and earn rewards by giving people a piece of my mind!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.