Siheyuan: You Want Me to Support You in Your Old Age? We'll Be Feasting Tomorrow

He transmigrated to a courtyard house and brought along a vending machine that sells every kind of item.

He discovered that the whole courtyard of beasts had just held a public struggle session against him and was forcing him to care for Grandma Deaf in her old age.

As if he'd allow that!

Why be polite? Since they all wanted to make trouble, none of them would get off easy. He wouldn't go easy on a single beast in the courtyard.

Bang Geng had only just learned to walk and was already stealing? Fine, let's start making him disabled while he's still a child.

Grandma Deaf wants me to support her? Dream on. Tomorrow, we'll be holding your funeral feast!

Jia Dongxu is still alive, too? Even better, that's two funeral feasts a day!

Since none of them wanted to live a good life, he didn't mind teaching all those beasts what regret felt like!

In this age of scarce entertainment, messing with the courtyard beasts was fun, too.

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