Showbiz: This Guy's Got Talent, but No Conscience!

Qi Bin transmigrates to a parallel world and activates the God of Song Empathy System.

He gets a special placement on the company-produced idol competition show, Idol Creation House, and even performs on the same stage as Chicken-Ni-Mei.

His song A Beijing East Road Kind of Day makes countless college students weep and reminisce about the past.

His song If I Were Young and Successful makes countless viewers think back to their youth and cry their eyes out.

Countless online viewers assume Qi Bin is a gifted young man suffering from depression, withdrawn and insecure. They send him private messages urging him to stay strong and pull himself together: You still have us, your fans.

But then, when Idol Creation House goes live, Qi Bin walks onstage in suspenders, holding a basketball.

He single-handedly launches a whole new era of meme videos, leaving the entire internet dumbfounded!

Then an interview unexpectedly reveals the truth.

Reporter: Mr. Qi Bin, could you tell us about your songwriting process?

Qi Bin: My songwriting process? There's not much to it. Sometimes, when I'm writing a song, I think about how many people it'll make cry, and I can't help laughing!

Netizens: What the hell? Where's your conscience? We worried about you for so long!

And you call that depression???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.