Being Targeted by Everyone's System, I'm Torn Apart

"Ding, congratulations on successfully activating the licking* game and becoming the target of the licking* fairy. A fairy is considering binding you." "Ding, you successfully participated in the Yun Yang Taoist Companion game. The princess of the Immortal Cultivating Dynasty is considering whether to Yun Yang Taoist Couple." "Ding, you are about to be bound to the goddess' listening system." "Ding, you are about to become a disciple in the process of accepting a disciple, and a saint is considering whether to accept you as a disciple." "Ding, you are listed as the head in the head-touching and killing sign-in system, and a monk is planning to touch you." "Ding, you have become a full-level partner in the YHY system, and a courtesan wants to come and talk to you about life..." "Ding,..." "..." The original title of this book has become the binding target of everyone's system. What a sour experience it is. Since it exceeds fifteen words, I can only use the above title. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.