I Opened a Mental Hospital in the Immortal Realm

"I'm the director of a mental hospital, and I've noticed that everyone in this world seems to have something seriously wrong with them."

"They call themselves cultivators and immortals, claiming to live as long as Heaven and shine as brightly as the sun and moon."

"They say they can pluck stars from the sky, and that a casual gesture can shatter mountains and rivers or stop the flow of great rivers."

"Looks like they're pretty sick."

"We need to increase their dosage."

"That's enough for now. The Great Emperor Haotian is having another episode. I'd better get to work."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.