My Phone Was Found, So I Turned Around and Sued Them for Extortion

Reborn into a new life, he gets a money-printing System that gives him twenty cents every second, depositing seventeen thousand a day and making it easy to earn over a million a year.

He doesn't need to work or worry about money. It seems all he has left to do is enjoy life.

Who could have guessed that trouble would come knocking, one thing after another?

He loses his phone, and the person who finds it demands an outrageous reward, refusing to return it otherwise.

The takeout he ordered mysteriously gets stolen. He orders an extra-spicy dish, only for a brat to eat it and end up in the hospital. The kid's parents won't let it go and sue him.

He parks in a parking space. An old person passing by accidentally falls and hits his car, then turns around and sues him for medical expenses.

He buys an account, works hard on it for a year, and then the original owner takes it back.

Brats scratching cars, dog owners not using leashes, insured packages going missing with no compensation... and so on.

Sorry, I'm a serious person. I've got money and time, so I'll take my time playing along.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.