I Want to Ascend to Become a God

I have a system - it I don't know astronomy from above, and geography from below. He has nothing to do and knows nothing but making fun of me. This cheating system has been struck by lightning! I also have two swords. One sword judges the gods, and one sword slays evil. Kill the sky, split the earth, kill gods, slay demons,... When I step into ascension, the grudges between you and me will be settled one by one! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.