Don't Make Trouble, I Just Want to Have a Good Meal

I have a sword that can kill enemies, go up to heaven, and go down to the earth; I have a book that can understand the principles of heaven, learn magical methods, and gain immortality; I have a wish to have enough food and live in the world! "Living in this world is already a very tiring thing. Why spend some time on people who are always good at calculations? I came to Xuanyue to only do three things: eat, practice, and sleep." Xu Lang sat at the dinner table and said to the master across the table. "But, they don't think so. One day, someone will plot against you, slander you, and bully you." The man across the table picked up a chopstick of vegetables and said without raising his head. "Then let them beat me to death!" The young man said loudly. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.