Heavenly Court Labor Bureau: I Assign Jobs to the Gods

The Heavenly Court went bankrupt and shut down, leaving the gods of the Three Realms with nowhere to go.

Liu Qi, owner of a job placement agency, was appointed head of the Heavenly Court's Labor Bureau and tasked with helping the gods find new jobs.

Liu Qi: Erlang Shen, you're so handsome. How about working as a personal trainer for all those beautiful women at a gym?

Erlang Shen: I never imagined that I, the mighty God of War of the Three Realms, would have to make a living by selling my looks.

Sun Wukong: I am the Victorious Fighting Buddha! You're assigning me to raise horses at a ranch? I'm not going!

Liu Qi: Great Sage, even the Bull Demon King and the White Dragon Horse are working like beasts at the ranch. You think raising horses is beneath you?

Red Boy: I am the mighty Holy Infant King, the God of Wealth's attendant, and you want me to run a barbecue stall?

Liu Qi: Charcoal is so expensive these days. Use your Samadhi True Fire to grill chicken wings. They'll be delicious, and everyone loves them. Don't waste a resource like that!

Star Lord Mao Ri, I think you'd be perfect for opening a chicken bouillon factory.

Chang'e: I am the mistress of the Guanghan Palace, and you want me to pole-dance at Suhe? I'm not going...

Liu Qi: If you don't want that job, then go raise rabbits at a rabbit farm...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.