The Heavenly Court Goes Bankrupt, So I Make Yang Jian a Fitness Coach

Heaven went bankrupt and shut down, leaving the gods of the Three Realms with nowhere to go.

Liu Qi, owner of a job agency, was appointed Director of Heaven's Labor Bureau and tasked with finding the gods new jobs.

Liu Qi: Erlang Shen, how about working as a personal trainer at a gym for some beautiful women?

Erlang Shen: I'll go wherever the job takes me. Whatever Director Liu tells me to do, I'll do.

Sun Wukong: I am the great Victorious Fighting Buddha, and you're assigning me to raise horses at a livestock farm? No way!

Liu Qi: Great Sage, Bull Demon King and Little White Dragon are already working like beasts at the livestock farm. You're really going to complain about raising horses?

Red Boy: I am the great Holy Infant King, the Child of Wealth, and you want me to work a barbecue grill?

Liu Qi: Charcoal is expensive these days. Everyone loves chicken wings roasted over your Samadhi True Fire, so don't waste those resources!

Lord Mao Ri, I think you'd be perfect for running a chicken bouillon factory.

Chang'e: I am the master of the Moon Palace, and you want me to pole dance at Suhe? No way...

Liu Qi: If you don't want that job, then go raise rabbits at a rabbit farm...

I can't do this introduction justice. Read the story to find out!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.