A Brat Stole My Takeout, So I Ordered Extra-Extra Spicy Food in Retaliation

After my food deliveries were stolen time and again, I couldn't take it anymore and ordered something insanely spicy. The neighbor's brat went straight to the hospital after eating it. When the parents failed to get compensation, they sued me?

Fine, let's settle this in the court of public opinion and in court!

A coworker asked me to pick up breakfast and didn't pay. Who do you think you are? I smeared the breakfast right across their face.

My boss demanded overtime without paying overtime wages. Think you can squeeze me dry? Keep dreaming!

"It takes two to tango. Why don't you..."

"Slap!"

"So, does one slap make a sound or not?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.