You Said You'd Teach Me Wellness, So Why Are We Cultivating Immortality?

Su Fan transmigrated here, hoping to live a comfortable, health-conscious life this time around, but instead he activated the Health and Longevity Promotion System.

People in the modern age keep irregular hours, eat without restraint, and are in poor health. The more people Su Fan teaches about wellness, the more rewards he receives.

Wellness means nurturing the spirit, qi, heart, essence, and body.

The Spring-Reviving Wellness Art, the advanced Five-Animal Exercises, the Cosmic Meditation Method, and many more wellness techniques are being shared across Blue Star through livestreams.

"After learning these wellness techniques, I can move bricks several times faster."

"Ever since I started watching the streamer, my girlfriend can't seem to get enough of me."

"Wait, streamer, isn't this supposed to be wellness? Why are there spells and talismans now?"

It wasn't until the Free Nation's nuclear bomb shrank to a speck of dust in Su Fan's divine kingdom, and its explosion failed to raise even a ripple, that the whole world lost its composure. Was this really wellness?

Wasn't the ultimate result of wellness and longevity supposed to be becoming an immortal?

To live a long life, you need a few little tricks to stay healthy and safe.

That's perfectly reasonable.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.