Football: China’s National Team Drops Me, So I Get Henry’s Template from the Start!

China's national team gets kicked out?

After pulling off a signature Henry-style cut inside and curling shot, Lin Fei asks Wenger, "Can I win the Premier League Golden Boot?"

Wenger nods. "You can, but winning the title will be tough."

That's a bit of a problem. I want individual honors, and I want the championship too!

Bergkamp's god-tier control and dribble. "What do you think of this move?"

"Bergkamp! Still not quite enough."

"Hey, Ronaldinho?"

"Huh? Batistuta?"

"Hey! Ronaldo!!"

"Holy crab! Maradona?"

Messi: "I really miss the years when we played against Arsenal!"

Cristiano Ronaldo: "He's not one man, he's not even human!!!!"

The kings of the battle for fourth place?

Five years at Barca, three years at Bayern?

Not anymore!

Wenger stands with his hands on his hips: "The strongest player is already in the squad!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.