Permanently Banned by the National Team, I Get Henry’s Template!

Of all the jokes in football, Arsenal gets eight tenths, Benzema gets one tenth, and all the other ** teams share the last tenth!

That was Arsenal's situation.

But then,

after Lin Fei, who had been kicked off the Yan Kingdom national team, appeared for Arsenal's first team,

everything changed.

Perennial fourth-place finishers?

Arsenal players: "Just kidding. Manchester's two clubs, Chelsea, and Liverpool, you can fight it out for second place!"

Champions League round-of-sixteen regulars?

Wenger: "I don't want to talk about some *bullshit love story. All I want now is to take on Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Bayern!"

"Captain, don't shoot, it's me!"

Kroenke: "Selling the captain every year? Bring me 500 million pounds, and you can have Captain Lin Fei!"

In short,

Arsenal fans said that

now that they had Lin Fei,

they could finally sing without holding back:

"We are Arsenal, and we are unbeatable!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.