Immortality Isn't Cultivated Like This

Yes, I transmigrated.

At the Time and Space Transmigration Administration, the old man in front of me, who was sneaking drags from my cigarettes, told me I was about to be sent to a high-martial world.

But look at this. What kind of high-martial world is this?

The nine-times table?

No! Here, they call it the Heavenly Evolution Mystery Diagram.

Radio calisthenics?

No! Here, they call it the Nine Changes Body-Tempering Art.

My first battle in this world was against a peerless genius from a famous sect.

Young hero, I'm begging you.

Please don't die.

Old man, get out here! I want to go home!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.