Alien: Superpowers in the Magical World

"My dear, when I chased Gu Long from Nantianmen to Penglai Road with a knife, I was never afraid of anyone." Derrett held up the rusty machete in his hand, commonly known as the Tetanus Knife. "Sorry sir, soldier, please go out and turn right." "I just want to find a job where I can make money while doing my job. Is it so difficult?" "Sorry sir, you can't join even if you stew the ancient dragon into soup, because this is a wizard's guild, and you can't remember magic at all." Good guy, these days people with superpowers can't even make money lying down? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.