It Makes Sense to Pick a Zombie as Your Wife

Do you have a wife? Whatever you have, it doesn't matter. My wife is a zombie. Do you think it's awesome or not? Besides, my zombie wife is not afraid of the sun! On a stormy night, Lin Jiuquan picked up an alluring zombie doll on the road. I thought this doll was just dressed up in a weird way, but I didn't know it was actually a real thousand-year-old female zombie. This zombie chased me and called me my benefactor one by one, saying that she would take care of me for the rest of my life. Why am I afraid of you? Zombie sister, please let me go! I don't dare to pick up things randomly anymore! The next day, the female zombie came to Lin Jiuquan with a bowl of blood. What kind of young man has breakfast? Snort! I, Lin Jiuquan, am a good student. How could I agree to such an unreasonable request? So a few years later, Lin Jiuquan looked at the zombie wife beside him and smiled foolishly. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.