Siheyuan: My Wife Is Ouyang Mofei, and We're Taking Down the Courtyard's Troublemakers

After transmigrating into the world of the Courtyard House, Su Qinming is not only a wizard, but also a doctor in the steel mill infirmary. His Sign-in System gives him his wife, Ouyang Mofei, as his very first sign-in reward.

Su Qinming: Honey, where's that bottle of medicine that makes people break out in scabs?

Mofei: I put it in Bang Geng's food.

Su Qinming: Honey, what about that powder that gives you a rash all over if you rub it on?

Mofei: I sprinkled it into Jia Zhangshi's bathwater while she was taking a bath.

Su Qinming: Honey, next time you want to pull something like that, remember to call me. I want to see how it works and whether it needs improvement.

The whole bunch of vermin: Please spare us! We'll get down on our knees! Give us a chance to live!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.