Naruto: The King of Trash Talk

No System. A transmigrator who needs a System is utterly useless!

No female lead. Romance is a major taboo for a ninja. With no women in your heart, your blade will naturally become divine!

Yu Se Liulang takes on Sasuke Uchiha!

"Water Style..."

Sasuke watched his opponent tensely. The moment the other started forming hand seals, he began forming his own. Comparing their speed, his ninjutsu would definitely strike first.

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique!"

But Sasuke realized he couldn't move!

How could this be?

He looked at his opponent, who was forming seals with no conviction at all. The perceptiveness of Sasuke's Sharingan even revealed that the hand seals were wrong!

Yu Se Liulang walked up to Sasuke, finishing the six hand seals only then.

"Water Style: I freaking yell 'Great Luck, make a scene a few times, who the hell built the dam!'"

Yet nothing happened at all. He'd formed the wrong seals, so how could he possibly use ninjutsu?

"Ptooey~"

A mouthful of phlegm landed on Sasuke's face.

This Water Style: Old Phlegm Technique dealt zero damage, but its insult was off the charts.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.