You Say I'm Useless, but Little Do You Know I Have a Dog

Xu Chu has a golden retriever named "Make Money."

He eats instant noodles while Make Money eats steak. Talk about a dog living better than its owner!

But then the "Stop Acting Human" System comes after him?!

I can't drive, but Make Money can.

I don't have a job, so I found work as a security guard.

Day one.

Xu Chu does his job diligently, but the property management company hired me and Make Money together?

Me: Sure.

Day two.

Morning: I sleep while Make Money watches the gate.

Afternoon: I play video games while Make Money watches the gate.

Evening: Xu Chu goes out with Liu Yifei, and Make Money plays her bodyguard.

Xu Chu is too lazy to leave the house? Just say "Make Money," and everything gets done.

Liu Yifei's documents are at home? Just say "Make Money," and they're delivered right away.

By the time the whole internet realizes something is wrong, it's already too late!

Netizens think what they've seen is the limit, but it turns out they've only seen the tip of the iceberg?!

"Xu Chu makes Make Money do everything. Doesn't that mean he's become useless?!"

"And somehow he's become the kind of useless person everyone envies?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.