Showbiz: I Refuse to Play Nice, and the Whole Internet Wants Me to Run Off with the Money!

Xu Chu has a Golden Retriever. What a great name he gave it: "Making Money."

Not only that, Xu Chu takes excellent care of it!

Xu Chu eats instant noodles while Making Money eats steak. This is truly a case of a pet living better than its owner!

But then the "Stop Acting Human" System suddenly comes looking for him?!

I was unemployed, so I found a job as a security guard.

Property management: Bring your dog along to stand guard. Have it watch the gate. That'll make everyone feel safe!

Me: Sure!

The next day.

Morning: I sleep while Making Money watches the gate.

Afternoon: I play video games while Making Money watches the gate.

Evening: Xu Chu goes out with Liu Yifei, and Making Money becomes her knight in shining armor.

People online found out about this.

You make Making Money do your job for you?!

In real life, guys act as bodyguards for girls, but you make Making Money do it?!

If Xu Chu gets married someday, will Making Money even take half his wife away from him?!

After the wedding, the whole internet tells Making Money to run away!

Making Money, run! Stop following Xu Chu. He's even worse than a dog!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.