Wuxia Livestream: I Teach the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms Live

“Do all Chinese people know kung fu? That’s a myth. Kung fu doesn’t even exist!” a foreigner yelled at the camera.

On screen, a Chinese man struck a burly man with one palm and sent him flying.

Ever heard of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing?

“The Chinese men’s soccer team won’t make it to the World Cup in the next hundred years. You heard it here first!” a Japanese coach declared confidently.

During the World Cup qualifiers, the Chinese players moved forward with the ball, leaving a trail of afterimages. By the time they stopped, the ball had already been kicked into the Japanese goal.

Ever heard of the Lightfoot Skill?

Meanwhile, in a livestream...

Yu Zhiqian held up a copy of the Six Meridians Divine Sword. “Still forgetting to turn off the lights before bed every night? Learn the Six Meridians Divine Sword, and you can switch off anything you want, wherever you want!”

“What? Afraid you’ll miss the bus on your way to work? I recommend learning the Divine Movement Hundred Steps. You’ll be able to hop right onto the bus with ease.”

“Bro, hoping to win this martial arts tournament? I recommend the Sunflower Manual.”

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