Quit Tugging, or Brother Egg Will Explode!

Best friend: “Pfft, you little punk, it's just talking nonsense. What's the big deal? I'm the toughest guy in all the heavens. I can change size and shape at will. Even if I let you yank away, you couldn't get both hands around it. I'll bet on it!”

“Ding! Someone has been detected talking nonsense. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the body of a true tough guy!”

Best friend: “Huh! How did my pet cat Beerus end up in the Dragon Ball world?!”

“Ding! Someone has been detected talking nonsense. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the divine skill, Destruction!”

After transmigrating to a parallel world, he becomes an online keyboard warrior.

Listening to his best friend spout nonsense in front of him time and time again, Ye Qiu is about to cry. Buddy, can't you stop talking nonsense already?

Keep running your mouth and I'm going to explode!

Whenever other people talk nonsense, I benefit. But this sucker's talent for talking nonsense is way too powerful. The protagonist feels like he can't take much more. At this rate, his balls might get yanked right off!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.