The King of Hell Asked Me to Sell the Eighteenth Floor of the Underworld

How come I, a former outstanding employee of the "Selling Crown" agency who sells houses, became the sales specialist appointed by the King of Hell? He said everyone had already decided. Just let me sell the eighteenth floor of the underworld. I smiled slightly and said two words to him: "**!" The bull-headed and horse-faced people stopped me and persuaded me like a spring breeze for a long time. Finally, I read two poems. "I dare not forget to worry about my country despite my humble position. The matter is settled and I still have to wait for the coffin to be closed." "You will be a hero in life, and you will be a hero in death." The Prince of Hell was very happy at that time and rewarded me with a sword named 'Xinchou' which was said to be able to open up the world, kill gods and ghosts, and also shoot walnuts. I thought the sword had a bad name and renamed it "Emolument". And so my inexplicably legendary life began. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.