Learn from Me! I'll Make Sure You Never Have a Girlfriend Again!

Girlfriend: "I like you."

"Sorry, I only like pretty girls."

Girlfriend: "I'm the campus belle."

"I like gentle girls."

Girlfriend: "Want me to rub your shoulders and massage your back?"

"I like cute girls."

Girlfriend: "Aww, I can be cute too, you know."

"I like..."

Girlfriend: "Think you're so special, huh? I'm warning you, today is the last day of the role-swap game. Try acting up again and I'll knock your teeth out!"

"Can't take a joke, can you? Why don't you try not hitting me?"

Netizens:

"If you've got even a shred of conscience, come visit me in the hospital. I copied you yesterday, and now my girlfriend's beaten me into the ICU..."

"Can I really find a girlfriend if I follow his example?"

Production crew: "...We asked you to share your happiness and show off your romance. How did you break up the other 99 couples instead?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.