I Choked to Death on a Peanut from the Start in the Siheyuan

After transmigrating into his favorite binge-worthy drama, He Yuzhu figured it wouldn't be a problem.

He'd get in good with the big shots, open a chicken, duck, and goose farm, and expose all the villains at the same time.

What?

You're saying Qin Huairu is pregnant? And it's mine?

He promptly whipped out a test report, shocking everyone.

Who knew this System would get more and more unreliable?

What, you want me to rescue Lou Xiaoe and Qin Jingru?

Rescuing them is no problem, but is it the women or their clothes that I'm supposed to take off? He Yuzhu was starting to worry.

It wasn't like he wanted this, but these women were all far too bold!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.