By a twist of fate, Li Yuetian ascended to the Immortal Realm. Naturally, he wanted to stay. He dreamed of becoming one of the rare immortal officials in the realm.
The Barefoot Immortal called him delusional, while a female demon wanted to drink his heart's blood.
"Thank you, Master, for the heart's blood. Congratulations on unlocking the Black Jade Disk Chat App!"
He thought the demoness was just teasing him. He never imagined that a mere chat app could make an Immortal Sovereign treat him as an honored guest.
What, you say this chat app is completely useless?
Watch me, Li Yuetian, knock down one slick-tongued weirdo after another with a single palm strike!
Note: The protagonist goes through a period of emotional and ideological change early on, and the pacing is somewhat slow. If that's not for you, don't read.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
