Fantasy: I Kicked over the Buddha's Merit Box at the Beginning

"Hey, isn't it? Didn't I just kick over a merit box? Why don't you keep coming to me?" "Who told you to kick it over? Follow me to the grave." "You want me to go to the lurking campus too? Are you mistaken? I'm just an ordinary person! Don't come to me again!" "Who told you to cause trouble? "Yes, why don't you go!" "Sister, it's haunted there, you want me to go too?" "Don't be so nagging, man, go and see what's going on." "I'm really just an ordinary person who knows a little bit about Taoism and kung fu, okay?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.