Live Broadcast: I Want a Chollima, You Sell a Tricycle?

After failing the rankings, Gao Yang became a live streamer. His audience ID in the live broadcast room was very strange. He had the Wild Boar of the Great Han Dynasty, Li Er of the Tang Dynasty, the Ten Tribes of Killing People, the Zulong of the Great Qin Dynasty, and Lao Zhu of the Broken Bowl. His online name was very good. Big Han Wild Boar: "I'm sure I have this map. All of our Han cavalrymen are Huo Qubing. Can we go straight to the Xiongnu base camp?" "This thing called a motorcycle is really that magical. Can it run faster than a thousand-mile horse? And it doesn't need to eat feed?" Da Qin Zulong: "Anchor Gao Yang, are you sure this amoxicillin can cure my disease?" Suddenly, the emperors in the live broadcast room went crazy! That day, the Xiongnu desperately discovered that the Han generals had countless Huo Qubing, and they could fight wherever they pointed! That day, the Han Dynasty's 100,000-strong motorcycle army marched into the desert! Even, one day, a young lady from Ocean Heart privately chatted with Gao Yang and asked, "Anchor Gao Yang, are you sure this sanitary napkin can solve travel problems? Is it popular in the Tang Dynasty?" Only then did Gao Yang realize that the audience in his live broadcast room seemed to be all emperors...-·... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.