I'm Full of Treasures and I Want to Keep a Low Profile, but My Strength Doesn't Allow It.

On the day Su Yu came of age, the system was activated. A mouthful of saliva can restore normal vision to a blind man. The whole internet begged: Give me your saliva! Cut toenails can cure diseases. Authoritative doctors from all over the world: I don't envy mandarin ducks or immortals, I just want to be able to show off my toenails. Shed a tear and the desert becomes an oasis. Sahara Desert: There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me a drop? Dirty worn clothes can purify the river water. Niluohe: I don't ask for eternity, I just want Su Yu to have a tattered shirt. * After a personal auction, Su Yu was interviewed by reporters. A reporter: Mr. Su, why is your bath water fetching a sky-high price of US$1 billion? Su Yu: If my bath water could keep you young forever, would you buy it? It will change your face from pockmarked to egg-faced, will you buy it? If you were originally infertile and could successfully give birth to a child, would you buy it? People around the world: Look, is this what people say? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.