I, Guangwu, Just Want to Make Inventions

My name is Liu Xiu, and everyone calls me a farmer. In fact, I am a complete inventor. During the encounter in Xiao Chang'an Ju, I, the son of Chung Ling, was in a desperate situation. At that time, I was so excited that with only three or five guns, I defeated Zhenfu's army and lost their helmets and armor, like a lost dog. From then on, I became famous in one battle! In the Battle of Kunyang, facing the tiger and wolf army known as a million-strong army, I did not blush, my heart did not beat, and I calmly commanded 1,000 Zhuge Liangnu soldiers, allowing the enemy to experience what it means to pierce the heart with an arrow. In this battle, there were mountains of corpses under the city. In the Battle of Wancheng, we couldn't conquer it for a long time. Seeing the young man turning into a little old man, I decided to dig a tunnel, build a ladder, and build twenty red cannons. With a bang, I was dumbfounded. The city wall collapsed. Wancheng was a great victory! That's right, I am the man named Xiu'er, nicknamed the Son of the Plane! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.