Metaphysics Live: Calm Down, Aren't You Just a Fierce Ghost?

After the mountain god Shijing awakened, he passed into the body of the man of the same name and started with a million-dollar foreign debt. After being reminded, Shi Jing started the metaphysics live broadcast. "What the fuck master, you can figure out my profession if you can!" "You are a dentist, but the hall is dark and you have encountered evil spirits in the past two days. If my calculation is correct, you should have been to the haunted house." "Hu, nonsense." "Pick up your clothes and see if there is a red line on your belly button? That's the ghost in red who is asking for her life." The man cried: "Master, I was wrong, master, help me!" "Master, I want to calculate my fate." "Marriage is on the back burner. Donor, you have been sucked into the yang energy. I'm afraid your time is numbered." "Huh? Being sucked in? But I didn't... I just found a girlfriend for two hundred yuan a night a few times!" "They are all the same person, right? And the scent is very pungent? He is a weasel who is almost a spirit." "Master, help me!" In a city where ghosts often appear, a god that the whole people believe in is gradually born. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.